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Offline Nico

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Natality rate, highest peak!
« on: June 09, 2015, 02:01:37 PM »
A study conducted in Red County shows that the amount of children being born between 1980-1985 has increased drastically since the past years, by about 12358%.

Medical and social experts gathered together and after a 12 day brainstorm they reached the conclusion that the childbirth rate increase is due to increase in sex life, seems people have been having sex with eachother alot more, "they've been fucking like rabbits" our expert Dr. Akumuh Malalaleiah says.

The San Andreas Department of Sex urges people to start using condoms.

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Re: Natality rate, highest peak!
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2015, 02:19:58 PM »
LOL THIS IS GOLD. ))

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Re: Natality rate, highest peak!
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2015, 02:27:38 PM »
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Re: Natality rate, highest peak!
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2015, 02:50:10 PM »
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Re: Natality rate, highest peak!
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2015, 04:12:33 PM »
LMAO))

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Re: Natality rate, highest peak!
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2015, 06:06:19 PM »

Offline The Constipator

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Re: Natality rate, highest peak!
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2015, 11:30:24 PM »
so THAT'S where all the erp goes))
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Re: Natality rate, highest peak!
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2015, 12:08:01 AM »
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Re: Natality rate, highest peak!
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2015, 12:11:54 AM »
*Cindy falls inlove with the guy who broadcasted this like this.*

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Re: Natality rate, highest peak!
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2015, 09:08:22 AM »
all credits goes to tom))

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Re: Natality rate, highest peak!
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2017, 11:04:19 AM »
Sorry for necro post but LOL erp should be stopped))

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Re: Natality rate, highest peak!
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2017, 11:20:19 AM »
(( wtf ))

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Re: Natality rate, highest peak!
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2017, 02:09:51 PM »
Made my day, LOL. ))
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Re: Natality rate, highest peak!
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