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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2018, 01:43:08 PM »
lol i thought this was supposed to be a funny comedy story

youre so bad at this...

I tried, maybe you, the mighty Armaros can shine knowledge upon me, a "punching bag" how to write better comedy stories.

just write about ur life, itll be hilarious

when youre natively english but cant speak it

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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2018, 03:00:35 PM »
lol i thought this was supposed to be a funny comedy story

youre so bad at this...

I tried, maybe you, the mighty Armaros can shine knowledge upon me, a "punching bag" how to write better comedy stories.

just write about ur life, itll be hilarious
didn't he say before that next (this) story will be based upon sad theme and his own story?
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Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story

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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2018, 07:58:58 PM »
How is shitting yourself not a sad story?

Kiding, kiding I know but like I said only if people request it, which they did not. I was bored it seemed like a funny story to me so I published it.
And the angel spoke unto me, in a strong voice, crying, "Many are the children of the Dragon, the Serpent, the great Satan, and they are among you now. I tell you, Servants of Christ, that the Paraousia is near, that the Second Coming cometh soon. They are a wound unto the earth. And we are the balm for this wound, we must cleanse it with fur, and purify it, and then the earth shall be ready for the Paraousia, and we shall be judged worthy."


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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2018, 09:26:40 PM »
I'd love to read the sad story, could you write it?

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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2018, 10:21:37 PM »
teach me how to write please:)

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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2018, 04:20:56 AM »


why would it stop? all the more reason to get off this planet asap

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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2018, 01:34:22 PM »
I'd love to read the sad story, could you write it?

I will once I require the same amount of free time you got, so never.

And the angel spoke unto me, in a strong voice, crying, "Many are the children of the Dragon, the Serpent, the great Satan, and they are among you now. I tell you, Servants of Christ, that the Paraousia is near, that the Second Coming cometh soon. They are a wound unto the earth. And we are the balm for this wound, we must cleanse it with fur, and purify it, and then the earth shall be ready for the Paraousia, and we shall be judged worthy."


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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2018, 01:37:41 PM »
I'd love to read the sad story, could you write it?

I will once I require the same amount of free time you got, so never.

i imagine the life of a 14 year old in the worst school possible is very stressful

when youre natively english but cant speak it

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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2018, 01:49:00 PM »
nice story. a lot of ppl would like to "rp" with u in pvp mode. :))))

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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2018, 04:02:37 PM »
nice story. a lot of ppl would like to "rp" with u in pvp mode. :))))

including you??

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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2018, 04:58:42 PM »
I'd love to read the sad story, could you write it?

I will once I require the same amount of free time you got, so never.
How long did it take you to write this?

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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2018, 06:04:52 PM »
I'd love to read the sad story, could you write it?

I will once I require the same amount of free time you got, so never.
How long did it take you to write this?

I believe around five minutes?
And the angel spoke unto me, in a strong voice, crying, "Many are the children of the Dragon, the Serpent, the great Satan, and they are among you now. I tell you, Servants of Christ, that the Paraousia is near, that the Second Coming cometh soon. They are a wound unto the earth. And we are the balm for this wound, we must cleanse it with fur, and purify it, and then the earth shall be ready for the Paraousia, and we shall be judged worthy."


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