Author Topic: Elite Texas Ranger  (Read 543 times)

Offline Overlord

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Elite Texas Ranger
« on: February 26, 2020, 10:02:38 AM »
"patrolling angel pine almost makes you wish for a winter server setting"
texas ranger catchphrase

story so far.......

when the bombs fell and tower die, there was only one place he could feel at home at. san francisco. capital of the homeless. he WAS homeless. and abandoned amidst sabbat territory... so he went there and stayed there, met up with some homeboys in the bay area, and nothing ever happened to him because all of this happened off screen and off lore.

but now... things are changing... the city isnt as safe anymore... faggots are taking over... gay pride flagfs everywhere. he ddidnt feel right at home, he said;

"what Do YOU MEAN i cant shoot that fag?"

the chief, was a closeted homo himself, he did not like what the ranger was saying, and with a big iron on his hip, the texas ranger decided its time to go back to the county, where he could end homos without question

he took what he had at the time, his big fucking sword and his redneck red truck, and set out. his wife nowhere to be found, he set his foot on angel pine... conveniently... everyone was there. everyone he knew. texas ranger was like:

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head, I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow


but the texas with the big iron on his shoulder didnt care.

to the town of angel pine rode a texas ranger one fine day, hardly spoke to folks around him, didnt have much to say. noone dared to ask his business, noone dared to make a slip, the texas ranger there among them had a big greatsword on his hip. it was early in the morning when he drove into the town, he came riding from the bay area slightly looking around. hes here to do some business with a big ass sword on his hip.

thanks for reading, hope u like my cp
« Last Edit: February 26, 2020, 10:10:28 AM by AhmedV2 »

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Re: Elite Texas Ranger
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2020, 13:06:18 PM »
Spoiler for Hiden:
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ayy got the first homo

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Re: Elite Texas Ranger
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2020, 14:34:29 PM »
:salute:
The English language is like a blade in three ways. It can cut deep when wielded with competence. It appreciates pageantry. And like the blade it does not care for gender.