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Offline Simon

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Animals escape from zoo!
« on: November 21, 2015, 10:40:44 AM »
Zoo Escape!



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'Good evening, citizens of Red County, we've an important announcement to make. The local zoos have reported animals escaping from the cages and venturing towards the towns of Red County, recently there have been sighting of these ferocious beasts, the most recent sighting is a black panther in the residential area, Palomino Creek.

The escaped animals have yet caused no harm, and only few damages such as garbage dumpsters being destroyed. Apart from the sighting of the panther, a jaguar has also been seen close to town, in the forest, it seemed to be interacting with the panther. The population of animals in the forest near Palomino Creek has also been increased, before there were only a few deer, now there's plenty to hunt for everyone, there's rabbits and bears too, watch out for the bears.

We strongly advise you to keep a firearm on you in case the animals decide to roam in the town, the Sheriff's Department has been announced and are ready to respond to calls relating these animals. This is an opportunity to check out the stock of the local gun store in Palomino Creek, but keep in mind that a handgun won't do much to these big cats, get a shotgun or something.'




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Re: Animals escape from zoo!
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2015, 12:00:24 PM »
*Eligius Merovingi hears the advertisement.*

Last time I checked, a caliber fifty handgun could rip off someone's arm. Why get a shotgun?


*Eligius Merovingi chuckles lowly, as he keeps writing.*


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