Author Topic: ''For Sell'  (Read 882 times)

Offline Gaavia

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''For Sell'
« on: March 12, 2016, 10:16:29 AM »
*Should you pass by Palomino Creek 37 you'd see a Phoenix in perfect condition with a sign hanging on the windshield which goes as follows*

''Greetings my dear brother's and sister's! This vehicle is for sell, all of the information needed is on the sign! Make sure you buy it fast for it will be sold as fast as you can say ''Sold!'' Please do leave a note and slide it under my doorstep with your name, offer, phone number. God bless!

*The following information's were also attached to the sign*

Type: Phoenix
Main Color: Green
Secondary Color: Black
Alarm system: The best on the market
Customization: Fully customized
Wanted price: 30,000$

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Re: ''For Sell'
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2016, 10:18:07 AM »
*Note is left, saying:

Motherfucker, that a 80s bird you're selling in perfect condition in 95? Better have some damn good papers to prove you haven't been driving it.

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Re: ''For Sell'
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2016, 10:26:07 AM »
*Stewart eventually picks up the note and chuckles quietly chuckles to himself murmuring*

''Pshh, here I thought he was trustworthy! That rat told me the car made 2 year's ago! God's wrath punishes thee''

*He'd eventually throw the paper in a trash can and carries on*