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Offline Jeffrey Gain

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The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« on: January 21, 2018, 07:18:50 PM »
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How he found out.

It happened when little Jimmy was only 14 years old, and it goes something like this...
Little Jimmy was sitting on his couch, drinking milk and eating sweets while watching some Star Wars movie.
After a while of doing so, little Jimmy suddenly felt a strong urge.. to take a shit.
Startled, little Jimmy leaped off his couch, dashing to his toilet while chewing the remaining cookies in his mouth. After finally getting to the bathroom, Jimmy sat onto the toilet, after pulling his pants down, he took a fat shit. After wiping his ass, he tried flushing, but the big piece of
shit was resisting, the water tried sucking it, but  it was too big!
After pulling his pants up like a brave young boy, little Jimmy reached for the Plunger, which was located on a tall shelf, but little Jimmy couldn't reach! After using his sheer will to take the fucking Plunger off the shelf, the Plunger suddenly started to levitate! Which made Jimmy lose concentration making the Plunger fall onto him, right into his face, sulking him with disgusting SHIT.
And that's how... Little Jimmy found out about his Telekinetic powers. After realizing what he just did, he immediately reflected to Star Wars, and thought he was a new Jedi! He dashed into his living room after wiping the huge amount of shit off his face and finishing his Plunger business. He put the TV remote onto the TV and placed his hands onto his forehead, using every bit of energy to make the TV remote move towards him! After doing so for a minute or two, he tried to hard which caused him too SHIT his pants..
And that's how little Jimmy also learned, to not try too hard.



Enjoy this little story I wrote, so yeah...
« Last Edit: January 22, 2018, 09:02:09 PM by Jeffrey Gain »

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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2018, 07:24:42 PM »

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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2018, 07:59:14 PM »
what the actual fuck is this
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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2018, 08:06:41 PM »

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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2018, 08:10:39 PM »
Jesus Christ. And this guy got ninth generation.

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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2018, 08:40:41 PM »
"In psytrance we trust."




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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2018, 09:34:15 PM »
Jesus Christ. And this guy got ninth generation.

Says the guy that thought botches that are not specified in the book are to be roleplayed as regular fails.

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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2018, 09:37:43 PM »
The context is attempted to be humorous is some way, but in fact, it's very bad. The way it's written is just horrid but I wouldn't expect more from you, writing is delicate thing which not many people seem to be able to do it as well as others might.
 


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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2018, 09:41:15 PM »
Jesus Christ. And this guy got ninth generation.

Says the guy that thought botches that are not specified in the book are to be roleplayed as regular fails.
Excuse me, John Wick. You know system way better than me. Don't bring Red County Militia on me please.

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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2018, 09:54:01 PM »
Cool original story bro

edit: The next story I MIGHT make will be having the "sad" theme,  I'll most likely take a scene that happend in my life and form it into a altered version, for personal reasons. The story I made right now was not creative, I made it because I was simply bored and had no inspiration to do it. If anyone wants me to make a story where I'll try my best to make you feel empathy for the actual characters by simply reading the text, let me know.



So you pooped yourself and decided to create a sad story?


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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2018, 10:05:55 PM »
Well, its original at least
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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2018, 10:05:59 PM »
lol i thought this was supposed to be a funny comedy story

youre so bad at this...

when youre natively english but cant speak it

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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2018, 10:36:29 PM »
Dafuq is this..
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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2018, 01:26:57 PM »
lol i thought this was supposed to be a funny comedy story

youre so bad at this...

I tried, maybe you, the mighty Armaros can shine knowledge upon me, a "punching bag" how to write better comedy stories.

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Re: The True Story Of A Telekinetic.
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2018, 01:40:54 PM »
do you have a scat fetish or something?