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Army hinted to return?
« on: December 10, 2014, 12:21:26 PM »
CTN: After the recent robbery of the Palomino Bank, the thieves left with seventy thousand dollars in their bags. What most people thought was just another bluff and a bunch of crazy old bikers trying to get away, that's not how it went out. Instead, the thieves took upon arms and killed every single thing that got into their way, even the harmless chicken that wandered off the barn in Dillimore. Thousands of people mourn over the chicken as eight officers still lay in Palomino Creek up to this day. The chicken has been buried and a funeral was set up by the Government. Murdered officer families shocked.

CTN: However, not all is that bad, while the White House cares more about the chicken, the Army chose to take a look back at things that have happened in the town. Here is what Red County representative for the US Air Force, Colonel Warthog had to say:

Warthog: Hell no, while my carrier continues to stand there idling outside, nobody is stepping back into the town, the Sheriff had a lot of time to address the issues, yet he decided to push us out and take it all over himself, this is where he ended up, losing each and every officer in the line of duty, even the top of his ranked officers are clueless, we've checked the records of the Rodriguez brothers and they've been in the department for a while, but they possess ultimately no training and have no impact on anything that happens. Some of them hold positions which would absolutely be helpful in training the less-experienced officers, but that's the problem, the less-experienced officers have just about as much experience as the duo.

While Sheriff is ready to deal with several drunk bikers and a few petty unarmed carjackers which his unit fires upon, he is not ready for what is currently inside the town, if we do come back however, I will only send one person. But make it count. 


CTN: While the robberies and killings keep happening, it seems odd how just one town in the middle of nowhere gets this much attention in such a short lifespan, some super special guys robbing banks, some colonel entering the town with a carrier we still don't know how he put there, and some super special detective for a sheriff. White House continues to say "We don't give a shit." about the town, but we all know, deep within, they care enough to take the taxes of the town.

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Re: Army hinted to return?
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2014, 12:31:53 PM »
*William Lewis knows they left due to low citizen IQ in trying to recruit citizens and not for anything he did.*

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Re: Army hinted to return?
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2014, 12:35:03 PM »
Derek watches the news on the TV from his super-secret hideout, taking a sip from the cup filled with sweet animal blood. He bursts into laughter as the reporter reaches the chicken part.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET KILLED, OF COURSE!"

After laughing maniacally for 5 minutes, Derek wonders what is his purpose in life and decides to change the channel to a 90's Kids TV show.

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Re: Army hinted to return?
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2014, 05:23:08 PM »
**Scott watches the news as he drinks his coffe**

"Hmm, well, they should come back, they might need me for this one indeed, my flying skills are evolved and my rifle is ready to take on the threat, heh.**

**Closes the TV and walks to the shooting range.**
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Re: Army hinted to return?
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2014, 05:34:29 PM »
*Jamie would be sat in his house, TV on, when he hears this.
"Fuckin hell about time, he needs to send guys back in, Palomino is fucked if he doesn't.
*Jamie then makes a note to ignore any of SD's departmentals, switching to some shitty porn channel he couldn't enjoy.


*Michael would be lounging around in Jess Hunt's place when he hears this*
"Hold up, the fuckin army was here? Ah well, least if they come back we might not have to step in"
*Michael then walks off, spitting as he does.*


*Patrick would be sat in the Kilhaney studio's when he hears this*
"Fuckin ell, what's next, fuckin nukin SD? God damn it"
*Patrick drops his coffee down him, swearing.*

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Re: Army hinted to return?
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2014, 05:35:57 PM »
**Heather stands up and grins wide before speaking**
"Martial law baby USA!"

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Re: Army hinted to return?
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2014, 10:25:21 PM »
**Emily Henderson is watching the TV in her rented place, She smiles widely as soon as she heard that**

Emily Henderson : That's my chance!
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Re: Army hinted to return?
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2014, 03:30:16 AM »
Broken Claw is sitting quietly in his house, enjoying a cigarette on his couch while he watches the news.

Broken Claw doesn't speak his thoughts out loud because he's not an attention-whore like everybody else in the town, regardless of his sadistic state of mind. He takes a long drag off his cigarette after the broadcast ends, switching to another channel.

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Re: Army hinted to return?
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2014, 03:45:59 AM »
*Charles Vasquez wonders who the other Rodriguez is as he checks among the list of current officers; he shrugs.*

(( though there was never any "rodriguez brothers" except the fact we're brothers irl; seems you've confused ic and ooc ))

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Re: Army hinted to return?
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2014, 07:08:16 AM »
(( though there was never any "rodriguez brothers" except the fact we're brothers irl; seems you've confused ic and ooc ))

((It must be those original and creative surnames you both have.))

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Re: Army hinted to return?
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2014, 12:05:40 PM »
*Charles Vasquez wonders who the other Rodriguez is as he checks among the list of current officers; he shrugs.*

(( though there was never any "rodriguez brothers" except the fact we're brothers irl; seems you've confused ic and ooc ))

((you rped john roddy for two years and just nced, how can u forget your bromance, everyone knows you two as brothers, both icly and oocly))

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Re: Army hinted to return?
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2014, 12:14:45 PM »
**Dotsenko, the KGB'shnik would no longer try and hide in the mountains and return to the town as there's no longer danger of retarded soldiers executing her**
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Re: Army hinted to return?
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2014, 12:55:07 PM »
**Dotsenko, the KGB'shnik would no longer try and hide in the mountains and return to the town as there's no longer danger of retarded soldiers executing her**

**As soon as she leaves the safehouse, a red dot appears on her head and she dies. ** ((nc))

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Re: Army hinted to return?
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2014, 06:04:26 AM »
*Austin would be at Angela's house watching the news he'll start laughing before yelling*

Austin: Why did the chicken cross the road? GET TO FUCKING KILLED, OF COURSE!

*After laughing like he's on dope he'll turn off the tv and go back to sleep*


*David would be in his hotel room he'll start laughing at the chicken part before going back to sleep*



*Christine would be listening to the radio when the news story comes on she'll just giggle at the chicken part*
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Re: Army hinted to return?
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2014, 10:46:02 AM »
*Nagato would have his feet up on the corpse of a drained victim, while sitting down on his home cinema leather seats.
*Nagato  would lick his bloody fingers, before wiping them on the corpses t-shirt.
*Nagato Sits up looking at the tv, then hears the news report.

Nagato: " Hm.. As if i care anyways, All im worried about is if this keeps happening.. it means less food for me.. "
*Nagato would shrug then turn to the next channel.
*Nagato would scratch his head thinking deeply about something..

Nagato: " Poor chicken... He didn't deserve this.. "
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