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SASD Division Achieves Great Success
« on: May 03, 2015, 12:37:41 AM »
*Local newspapers would report the latest happenings.*

During the 27th and early hours of the 28th of February, a division of the San Andreas Sheriff's Department, distinguishable by their gear and masks, reported considerable success with the war on crime, managing to put down two major criminals; one having kidnapped and shot an officer in the head while another kidnapped two officers, both of which were found later without serious injury. Reports say up to three other criminals were arrested by these mysterious law enforcers on the same day. We can only presume that such results will continue while this division is active within the SASD, we may not know who these men are, but they know what they're doing and they mean business.

Are these men military!?

Conspiracies are arising that the 'officers' in this division are not really officers at all, but highly trained soldiers approved to operate within civilian law enforcement. This arises the question as to why our national government would approve military strength in civilian population, as well as the question of is our crime so bad that we need this kind of resource? Well, it's a conspiracy and we're red necks so that's all we talk about and not much else, what the hell do we know about anything?

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Re: SASD Division Achieves Great Success
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2015, 01:05:40 AM »
*John Hernandez would be reading the local newspaper while drinking his coffee*

John Hernandez: Why do they even exist in this small county, they should be in a more right place. Meh, tards.

*Turns over the page, reading other stuff*

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Re: SASD Division Achieves Great Success
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2015, 09:52:40 AM »
*Katy would've been reading the news paper, sitting on the chair and drinking her usual drink* since Marisol's out at work, probably patrolling.
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Re: SASD Division Achieves Great Success
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2015, 10:05:47 AM »
On that night, Mr. Kingston the former governor would be walking in Bluberry and having a phone call with one of his political party representatives, a while later the ''SASD Division'' would stop him and take his phone in order to check who he had called, finding nothing therefore continuing their way ''Nothing special, at all?''.


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Re: SASD Division Achieves Great Success
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2015, 10:56:01 AM »
*Elizabeth reads this, sighing into her coffee.
"Damn it. Seriously, why the fuck do we need these guys?"

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Re: SASD Division Achieves Great Success
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2015, 02:18:24 PM »
Aluz Yin reads it alone, cries a little, and goes to sleep.
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